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程序员的进化--从学生到首席执行官
翻译 2002 王咏刚 http://www.contextfree.net/
转译自 omri's computer humor page
http://www.cs.bgu.ac.il/~omri/humor/
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中学阶段
10 print "hello world"
20 end
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大学一年级
program hello(input, output)
begin
writeln('hello world')
end.
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大学高年级
(defun hello
(print
(cons 'hello (list 'world))))
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初级程序员
#include
void main(void)
{
char *message[] = {"hello ", "world"};
int i;
for(i = 0; i < 2; ++i)
printf("％s", message[i]);
printf("\n");
}
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编程老鸟
#include
#include
class string
{
private:
int size;
char *ptr;
public:
string() : size(0), ptr(new char('{content}')) {}
string(const string &s) : size(s.size)
{
ptr = new char[size + 1];
strcpy(ptr, s.ptr);
}
~string()
{
delete [] ptr;
}
friend ostream &operator <<(ostream &, const string &);
string &operator=(const char *);
};
ostream &operator<<(ostream &stream, const string &s)
{
return(stream << s.ptr);
}
string &string::operator=(const char *chrs)
{
if (this != &chrs)
{
delete [] ptr;
size = strlen(chrs);
ptr = new char[size + 1];
strcpy(ptr, chrs);
}
return(*this);
}
int main()
{
string str;
str = "hello world";
cout << str << end
return(0);
}
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编程高手
[
uuid(2573f8f4-cfee-101a-9a9f-00aa00342820)
]
library lhello
{
// bring in the master library
importlib("actimp.tlb");
importlib("actexp.tlb");
// bring in my interfaces
#include "pshlo.idl"
[
uuid(2573f8f5-cfee-101a-9a9f-00aa00342820)
]
cotype thello
{
interface ihello;
interface ipersistfile;
};
};
[
exe,
uuid(2573f890-cfee-101a-9a9f-00aa00342820)
]
module chellolib
{
// some code related header files
importheader();
importheader();
importheader();
importheader("pshlo.h");
importheader("shlo.hxx");
importheader("mycls.hxx");
// needed typelibs
importlib("actimp.tlb");
importlib("actexp.tlb");
importlib("thlo.tlb");
[
uuid(2573f891-cfee-101a-9a9f-00aa00342820),
aggregatable
]
coclass chello
{
cotype thello;
};
};
#include "ipfix.hxx"
extern handle hevent;
class chello : public chellobase
{
public:
ipfix(clsid_chello);
chello(iunknown *punk);
~chello();
hresult __stdcall printsz(lpwstr pwszstring);
private:
static int cobjref;
};
#include
#include
#include
#include
#include "thlo.h"
#include "pshlo.h"
#include "shlo.hxx"
#include "mycls.hxx"
int chello::cobjref = 0;
chello::chello(iunknown *punk) : chellobase(punk)
{
cobjref++;
return;
}
hresult __stdcall chello::printsz(lpwstr pwszstring)
{
printf("％ws\n", pwszstring);
return(resultfromscode(s_ok));
}
chello::~chello(void)
{
// when the object count goes to zero, stop the server
cobjref--;
if( cobjref == 0 )
pulseevent(hevent);
return;
}
#include
#include
#include "pshlo.h"
#include "shlo.hxx"
#include "mycls.hxx"
handle hevent;
int _cdecl main(
int argc,
char * argv[]
) {
ulong ulref;
dword dwregistration;
chellocf *pcf = new chellocf();
hevent = createevent(null, false, false, null);
// initialize the ole libraries
coinitializeex(null, coinit_multithreaded);
coregisterclassobject(clsid_chello, pcf, clsctx_local_server,
regcls_multipleuse, &dwregistration);
// wait on an event to stop
waitforsingleobject(hevent, infinite);
// revoke and release the class object
corevokeclassobject(dwregistration);
ulref = pcf->release();
// tell ole we are going away.
couninitialize();
return(0);
}
extern clsid clsid_chello;
extern uuid libid_chellolib;
clsid clsid_chello = { /* 2573f891-cfee-101a-9a9f-00aa00342820 */
0x2573f891,
0xcfee,
0x101a,
{ 0x9a, 0x9f, 0x00, 0xaa, 0x00, 0x34, 0x28, 0x20 }
};
uuid libid_chellolib = { /* 2573f890-cfee-101a-9a9f-00aa00342820 */
0x2573f890,
0xcfee,
0x101a,
{ 0x9a, 0x9f, 0x00, 0xaa, 0x00, 0x34, 0x28, 0x20 }
};
#include
#include
#include
#include
#include
#include "pshlo.h"
#include "shlo.hxx"
#include "clsid.h"
int _cdecl main(
int argc,
char * argv[]
) {
hresult hrslt;
ihello *phello;
ulong ulcnt;
imoniker * pmk;
wchar wcst[_max_path];
wchar wcspath[2 * _max_path];
// get object path
wcspath[0] = '{content}';
wcst[0] = '{content}';
if( argc > 1) {
mbstowcs(wcspath, argv[1], strlen(argv[1]) + 1);
wcsupr(wcspath);
}
else {
fprintf(stderr, "object path must be specified\n");
return(1);
}
// get print string
if(argc > 2)
mbstowcs(wcst, argv[2], strlen(argv[2]) + 1);
else
wcscpy(wcst, l"hello world");
printf("linking to object ％ws\n", wcspath);
printf("text string ％ws\n", wcst);
// initialize the ole libraries
hrslt = coinitializeex(null, coinit_multithreaded);
if(succeeded(hrslt)) {
hrslt = createfilemoniker(wcspath, &pmk);
if(succeeded(hrslt))
hrslt = bindmoniker(pmk, 0, iid_ihello, (void **)&phello);
if(succeeded(hrslt)) {
// print a string out
phello->printsz(wcst);
sleep(2000);
ulcnt = phello->release();
}
else
printf("failure to connect, status: ％lx", hrslt);
// tell ole we are going away.
couninitialize();
}
return(0);
}
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黑客初阶
#!/usr/local/bin/perl
$msg="hello, world.\n";
if ($#argv >= 0) {
while(defined($arg=shift(@argv))) {
$outfilename = $arg;
open(file, ">" . $outfilename) die "can't write $arg: $!\n";
print (file $msg);
close(file) die "can't close $arg: $!\n";
}
} else {
print ($msg);
}
1;
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黑客有成
#include
#define s "hello, world\n"
main(){exit(printf(s) == strlen(s) ? 0 : 1);}
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黑客高手
％ cc -o a.out ~/src/misc/hw/hw.c
％ a.out
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黑客大虾
％ cat
hello, world.
^d
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初级经理
10 print "hello world"
20 end
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中级经理
mail -s "hello, world." bob@b12
bob, could you please write me a program that prints "hello, world."?
i need it by tomorrow.
^d
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高级经理
％ zmail jim
i need a "hello, world." program by this afternoon.
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首席执行官
％ letter
letter: command not found.
％ mail
to: ^x ^f ^c
％ help mail
help: command not found.
％ damn!
!: event unrecognized
％ logout
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